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HOUSTON, TX-

Nothing is more American than acting like a total piece of shit on another country’s holiday. It’s especially fun during those holidays that aren’t even that important to their home countries, like St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo.

If asked, at least 90% of Americans would tell you that the 5th of May is Mexico’s Independence Day. 100% of those people would be wrong. But, that wouldn’t stop them from getting shitfaced off margaritas and yelling the 5 Spanish words they know in the worst “Mexican” accent possible repeatedly. Nothing would stop that. Nobody knows that better than “that guy.” And nobody is more of a “that guy” than Bobby Stevens.

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