“Remember me, buddy?” – Vladdy
Local Mall Just Happy To Have Enough Business To Attract Mass Shooter
You have to pick your battles.
Single Woman Oblivious To Everyone’s Utter Hatred For Fourth Consecutive Cat Story
We get it–you do sex with your cats.
Corned Beef And Cabbage Get Drunk, Have Falling Out
St. Paddy’s Day will never be the same.
Old Bastard Chews On Nothing Particular For Entire Decade
Still chewin’, eh?
Shrimp Eaters Still Hell’s #1 Demographic
Take that, rapists!
Stephen Hawking Transforms Into Black Hole To Prove Theory
He’s not dead! He’s just a black hole!
Millennial Drives Cross-Country To Become Instagram Model
What a waste of gas!
Dipshit Duped Into Leaving Voicemail
Who the hell has time for that?
Not One Grown-Up Can Believe How Big He’s Getting!
I call bullshit.